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Hotel Breakfast Buffet Declares Sovereignty, Establishes Own Customs
Visitors report a border, a currency of small plates, and a total collapse of the state at ten o'clock sharp.
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Foreign correspondence filed from countries our cartographer made up.
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Queue for Famous Object Now Longer Than History of Object
Visitors will spend four hours approaching a thing they will look at for ninety seconds.
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Hotel Thermostat Offers Two Settings: Arctic and Rumour
The unit responds to input, though not necessarily to the input provided.
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Phrasebook Prepares Traveller for Emergencies, Not for Being Asked How She Is
She can report a broken arm in three tenses. She cannot say she is fine.
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Suitcase Weighed at Home Gains Weight in Transit, Denies Everything
The bag was 22.4 kilograms in the hallway and 24.1 at the desk. Nothing was added.
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Tipping Guide Contradicts Itself Twice Per Page, Traveller Overcompensates
He has left forty per cent in a country where the practice is considered eccentric.
Other sections
- PoliticsInvented politicians, imaginary bills, and committee hearings that never happened.
- TechFictional startups disrupting industries that do not exist. Series A pending.
- BusinessMarkets, mergers, and quarterly earnings from companies with no employees.
- LifestyleWellness, cuisine, and interior design advice you should absolutely not follow.
- SportsInvented fixtures, imaginary form guides, and boards reshuffling squads that never existed.