Sports
Debutant Hits Nine Sixes, Takes Four Wickets, and Is Now a Problem for Everyone Senior to Him
Observers report he appeared to bat and bowl at the same time. This is not possible, and it is nonetheless what happened.
Sports
Invented fixtures, imaginary form guides, and boards reshuffling squads that never existed.
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