Business
Spreadsheet Proving Electric Car Will Pay for Itself Enters Fourth Revision
The savings are real, the owner maintains, and are currently located in a cell he has not yet reached.
Business
Markets, mergers, and quarterly earnings from companies with no employees.
Business
Open-Plan Office Achieves Total Transparency and Total Silence
Colleagues seated four feet apart now communicate exclusively in writing, at length.
Business
Corporate Retreat Builds Trust Through Activity Nobody Trusted
Participants report improved communication, largely conducted in the car park afterwards.
Business
Professional Network Post Begins ‘I Don’t Usually Share This,’ Shares This
The author has not usually shared this on four occasions since June.
Business
Out-of-Office Reply Achieves Sentience, Handles Everything
Colleagues report the automated message is more responsive, more decisive, and better liked.
Business
Reply-All Chain Enters Third Day, Develops Factions
The original message concerned a missing chair. Four hundred people are now involved.
Business
Productivity System Now Requires More Maintenance Than Work It Organises
The user spends nine hours weekly on a framework built to save four.
Business
Company Beats Expectations It Set Twenty Minutes Earlier
Executives describe the result as a triumph of discipline and, separately, of arithmetic.
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- PoliticsInvented politicians, imaginary bills, and committee hearings that never happened.
- TechFictional startups disrupting industries that do not exist. Series A pending.
- WorldForeign correspondence filed from countries our cartographer made up.
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- SportsInvented fixtures, imaginary form guides, and boards reshuffling squads that never existed.