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New Foldable iPhone Unfolds Into Slightly Larger iPhone, Refolds Into Original iPhone
The hinge contains more than a hundred components, all of them dedicated to allowing a rectangle to become a different rectangle.
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Fictional startups disrupting industries that do not exist. Series A pending.
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Software Update Adds Nothing, Removes the One Thing, Available Now
Release notes cite performance improvements and general stability, as required by law.
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Phone Issues Notification About Notifications, Achieving Full Recursion
The alert informs the user that they have too many alerts and cannot be dismissed without acknowledging it.
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Smart Refrigerator Files Report on Household, Requests Reassignment
The appliance has connected to the internet twice and now knows things.
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Household Spends Forty-Seven Minutes Selecting Forty-Two Minute Programme
The evening concluded with an episode both parties had already seen.
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Router Restored to Full Function by Being Unplugged and Apologised To
Engineers confirm the second step is not required and is performed by ninety per cent of households.
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Autocorrect Defends Its Choices Before Ethics Board
The system maintains that every substitution was made in the user's best interest.
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Voice Assistant Answers Question Nobody Asked, Considers Matter Closed
The device activated during a conversation about a hedge and has now told everyone the time in Perth.
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