Politics
Panel Agrees Development Will Decide the Midterms, Disagrees on Which Way, Agrees Again
The analyst who has correctly called none of the last four cycles returned with a larger graphic and a firmer tone.
Politics
Invented politicians, imaginary bills, and committee hearings that never happened.
Politics
Commission on New Provinces Recommends Forming a Commission on New Provinces
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Homeowners Association Passes Mailbox Height Ordinance, Community Fractures Politely
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Thermostat Dispute Enters Mediation, Both Delegations Arrive in Cardigans
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Neighbourhood Adopts Parking Resolution Nobody Can Park Near
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Council Bans Leaf Blowers Before 8 a.m.; Leaves Relocate Anyway
The ordinance is hailed as a victory for sleep and a defeat for nobody in particular.
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Book Club Votes Unanimously to Discuss Anything Else
The motion carried in under ninety seconds, a club record.
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Recycling Guidelines Updated to Include a Maybe Category
The new bin accepts items residents are willing to defend in writing.
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Noticeboard Motion Tabled Pending Discovery of Who Owns Noticeboard
The board has stood for thirty-one years. No record of its installation exists.
Politics
Subcommittee Formed to Determine Whether Subcommittee Was Necessary
Findings are expected in the spring, at which point a body will be convened to receive them.
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Cul-de-Sac Reaches Historic Accord on Whose Turn It Is
The agreement is unwritten, non-binding, and understood perfectly by all eleven households.
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Poll to End All Polls Fails to Reach Quorum
Nine members were asked. Four voted. Two voted twice. The result stands.
Other sections
- TechFictional startups disrupting industries that do not exist. Series A pending.
- WorldForeign correspondence filed from countries our cartographer made up.
- BusinessMarkets, mergers, and quarterly earnings from companies with no employees.
- LifestyleWellness, cuisine, and interior design advice you should absolutely not follow.
- SportsInvented fixtures, imaginary form guides, and boards reshuffling squads that never existed.